Saint Breesus - A Farcical Guide to the New Orleans Saints
SaintBreesus.com: A Farcical Guide to the New Orleans Saints
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With the 32nd Pick in the Draft…
All 31 other teams have selected their first round picks. About a dozen of them are betting millions of dollars that they’re new guy will help them make it to the SuperBowl. Meanwhile, in the first time in franchise history, the Saints are drafting to defend a championship.
And with the 32nd pick in the draft, the Saints select Patrick Robinson, DB from Florida State University.
Oh snap. Last year’s most improved defense just got mo’ improved.
Take that, league.
We Will be in the Final Dance
With a valiant attempt to save their undefeated season, the New Orleans Saints fell short Saturday night. Dallas jumped out to an early lead, scoring 14 points on two straight possessions. Even though the Cowboys came out blazing with 14 points on their first two possessions, Saint Breesus and the boys kept fighting. After a great defensive stand, the Saints got on the scoreboard with a Garrett Harley field goal. Led by a Will Smith sack, our defense made some great plays against Romo and the Cowboys.
In the second half, with Dallas winning 24-3, Saint Breesus lead his chosen ones down the field for a score. On the next possession, the Saints defense stepped up big time, forcing Dallas to go three and out. That gave Saint Breesus the opportunity to drive the offense down the field for another touchdown. And although the Saints fell short in the end, we give Saint Breesus and the chosen ones props for a courageous fourth quarter effort.
YOU MUST BELIEVE!!! One loss does one put a damper on our season. This will ultimately make our team and city stronger believers. When faced with adversity Saint Breesus always finishes on top. He was sent down to New Orleans for a few reasons. One was to bring back the faith in the New Orleans Saints organization; two was to make the New Orleans community stronger. The third and most important reason was that Saint Breesus was sent to get his chosen ones to the ultimate dance in Miami on February 7th. For those of you with any doubts, Saint Breesus asks you to refer to Ecclasiastas 3:4, which says, “there is a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance.” The New Orleans Saints will go marching in that final dance on Superbowl Sunday.
Do You Still Believe?
While playing Detroit and Philly,
Saint Breesus rose above all.
The three teams from New York tried their best
but each did they fall. Miami’s Wildcat and Atlanta’s dirty birds gave valiant attempts,
and both were shot down.
This made us ask,
“Did Destiny bring Saint Breesus to town?”
Tampa and Carolina were the next laid to rest.
We embarrassed Tom Brady and the Patriots,
and then the world knew Saint Breesus was the best.
Washington couldn’t stop us with their hard-hitting “D”,
and we went to Atlanta to shoot the birds out of their tree.
The Cowboys came and went,
now it is no longer.
although an unfavorable outcome,
Saint Breesus is making New Orleans stronger.
Now I ask you,
“Do you believe?”
If so, here’s a prayer for Saint Breesus that we have retrieved.
Say it loud, proud, and with lots of noise.
And, don’t forget to scream “Bless You Boys!”
“Oh divine father in the heavens above,
please keep giving our Saints your faith and your love.
Keep them brave and injury free,
and shower us with parties after each victory.
Thank you always for keeping a watchful eye over us,
and for sending down your one and only Saint Breesus.
“BLESS YOU BOYS!”
Breesus’ Love Shared at Church
True Story passed around a campfire:
My sister-in-law gave my wife and I tickets to a twin living christmas tree program at a large church in Baton Rouge which of course, took place during the Saints/Falcons game today. Being the loyal husband that I am, I dutifully attended this event but also being the loyal Saints fan that I am, I had my daughter texting game updates to me. It just so happened that everyone seated in our section of the church happened to be Saints fans so I became information central during this performance. Keep in mind, this church used almost 400 people to pull off this performance complete with actors, choir, orchestra, sound and stage attendants, etc. so it’s a big deal. Somehow, towards the end of the performance, two of the main characters managed to get the final score of today’s game into their dialog without getting out of character! The entire church erupted into applause and chants of WHO DAT!!!
And that my friends, is the honest to goodness truth!
Breesus truly is the reason for the season!
Dear Saint Breesus
Want the Saints to win the SuperBowl this year? Then do what all Saints fans do, and write a candid letter to Saint Breesus asking him for this holiday miracle telling him about any special deed you’ve done this year to help the Saints win the Super Bowl. For this Breesus will bestow upon the Saints a SuperBowl victory of epic proportions.
Breesus is making his list and checking his twice, and he wants to find out who’s been NAUGHTY or NICE…
Breesus would like to point out one Who Dat fan who did his special deed this year:
I walked/hitchhiked 1100 miles in about two weeks, all the while getting ravaged by raccoons and other road vermin, just to make it to my first Saints game since I climbed out from under that rock a few weeks back…
The Unknown Who Dat Cheered on the Saints in Washington.
Now what have you done?
