Saint Breesus - A Farcical Guide to the New Orleans Saints
SaintBreesus.com: A Farcical Guide to the New Orleans Saints
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Saints Get A Miracle!
This week’s nerve-racking, heart-stopping, coma-causing New Orleans Saint victory brought to you by Southwest Airlines:
This kicker wants to get away fast.
Take the Breesus Challenge!
Most people are really good at predicting things that already happened, especially when it comes to sports games. They love to brag on their clairvoyance by stating that they “called it” way back when, while of course you know they’re nothing but a lying sack of ochocinco’s. So that’s why Breesus is giving you the chance to go on the record this time around.
Do you believe that the Saints are going to go 16-0 in the regular season? Do you think they’ll even win the SuperBowl? In other words, do you believe in the Bless You Boys? If you do, then testify below – Be the first to go on record and proclaim your faith!
On the other hand, are you a seasoned Saints fan or disgruntled lifelong spectator who thinks (OK, you know!) that this is just a magic carpet ride? Too many let-downs in the past just won’t let you take the leap of faith? Tell us why you feel like you do.
Whatever you feel, there’s no better time to say what you believe…
Random Acts of Breesus
We are encoutered every day with small miracles in our life. Some people say they are explainable coincindences, others say miracles. Why does a mother find enough physical strength to move a car to save her baby? Some say it’s science and she was merely overcome with adrenaline to give her enough strength to move the car. Others say it’s the power of prayer to St. Breesus and he helped her save her baby. Post your Random Acts of Breesus and allow others to decide: Mere coincidences or has St. Breesus touched you?
WWBD?
When times are tough and things just aren’t going your way, and you don’t know what to do next to get you out of the dumps. Just ask yourself WWBD: What Would Breesus Do? And don’t forget the Prayer to St. Breesus:
Our Breesus, who art in Uptown,
Hallowed by thy name.
Thy ring will come,
Thy will be done,
On FieldTurf as it is on grass.
Give us this day a 40 point victory,
And forgive us for our “Who Dats!”,
As you march down the field.
And lead us not into 3rd and Long,
And deliver us from defeat.
Amen
Saint Breesus Tattoos are Popping Up Everywhere
Saint Breesus tattoos are the hottest new Saints accessory. These ridonculous pieces of art are taking over the streets of New Orleans. Look for one on a breast near you…
Woman on Bourbon Street with the Saint Breesus tattoo.
