Saint Breesus - A Farcical Guide to the New Orleans Saints
SaintBreesus.com: A Farcical Guide to the New Orleans Saints
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Breesus’ Love Shared at Church
True Story passed around a campfire:
My sister-in-law gave my wife and I tickets to a twin living christmas tree program at a large church in Baton Rouge which of course, took place during the Saints/Falcons game today. Being the loyal husband that I am, I dutifully attended this event but also being the loyal Saints fan that I am, I had my daughter texting game updates to me. It just so happened that everyone seated in our section of the church happened to be Saints fans so I became information central during this performance. Keep in mind, this church used almost 400 people to pull off this performance complete with actors, choir, orchestra, sound and stage attendants, etc. so it’s a big deal. Somehow, towards the end of the performance, two of the main characters managed to get the final score of today’s game into their dialog without getting out of character! The entire church erupted into applause and chants of WHO DAT!!!
And that my friends, is the honest to goodness truth!
Breesus truly is the reason for the season!
Dear Saint Breesus
Want the Saints to win the SuperBowl this year? Then do what all Saints fans do, and write a candid letter to Saint Breesus asking him for this holiday miracle telling him about any special deed you’ve done this year to help the Saints win the Super Bowl. For this Breesus will bestow upon the Saints a SuperBowl victory of epic proportions.
Breesus is making his list and checking his twice, and he wants to find out who’s been NAUGHTY or NICE…
Breesus would like to point out one Who Dat fan who did his special deed this year:
I walked/hitchhiked 1100 miles in about two weeks, all the while getting ravaged by raccoons and other road vermin, just to make it to my first Saints game since I climbed out from under that rock a few weeks back…
The Unknown Who Dat Cheered on the Saints in Washington.
Now what have you done?
Saints Get A Miracle!
This week’s nerve-racking, heart-stopping, coma-causing New Orleans Saint victory brought to you by Southwest Airlines:
This kicker wants to get away fast.
Take the Breesus Challenge!
Most people are really good at predicting things that already happened, especially when it comes to sports games. They love to brag on their clairvoyance by stating that they “called it” way back when, while of course you know they’re nothing but a lying sack of ochocinco’s. So that’s why Breesus is giving you the chance to go on the record this time around.
Do you believe that the Saints are going to go 16-0 in the regular season? Do you think they’ll even win the SuperBowl? In other words, do you believe in the Bless You Boys? If you do, then testify below – Be the first to go on record and proclaim your faith!
On the other hand, are you a seasoned Saints fan or disgruntled lifelong spectator who thinks (OK, you know!) that this is just a magic carpet ride? Too many let-downs in the past just won’t let you take the leap of faith? Tell us why you feel like you do.
Whatever you feel, there’s no better time to say what you believe…
Random Acts of Breesus
We are encoutered every day with small miracles in our life. Some people say they are explainable coincindences, others say miracles. Why does a mother find enough physical strength to move a car to save her baby? Some say it’s science and she was merely overcome with adrenaline to give her enough strength to move the car. Others say it’s the power of prayer to St. Breesus and he helped her save her baby. Post your Random Acts of Breesus and allow others to decide: Mere coincidences or has St. Breesus touched you?
